Monday, March 23, 2009

March Writing Assignment (Final Draft)

As I passed through the front hall, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. I could hardly recognize the beautiful woman staring back at me from the glass; this woman was an innocent, charming guest, rather than a hardened spy. I admired my dress, and my sophisticated hairstyle, smugly knowing that the notorious Jack Rabitt would never realize that his arch enemy was about to finish his successful robbing career in a single night.

I had been invited to a party organized by an undercover agent, who was pretending to be a rich banker who was celebrating the fiftieth anniversary of his business with several of his most notable clients and associates. He had slowly built up Jack's trust over the past few years, and today was the day we had all been waiting for. The house that he had rented was nicely furnished, and it was built upon a stretch of beautiful countryside, with a long gravel driveway, forests to the East and West, and rolling pastures to the South. Driving up towards the house, I had had my doubts about the location, because it provided such an easy escape for the notorious criminal.

I turned away from the mirror, and headed for the West lounge, where all of the other guests were chatting happily, drinks in hand. Skirting a group of loud gentlemen, I scanned the room for his ugly face, with its permanent leer and his multiple gold teeth. He was nowhere to be found, no matter how hard I searched. I wondered if he was late, or if he had found out our clever scheme. I sat down on a convenient couch, and struck up a conversation with a man who sat next to me, looking bored.

"Sally Doolittle," I said cheerfully: my alibi was perfect. I was supposed to be a dental hygienist, which meant that when I finally noticed Jack, I could mention his gold teeth.

"Mark Fisher," he replied, smiling briefly. "Pleasure to make your acquaintance." We exchanged a few other trivial remarks, but soon I got up and walked out onto the terrace. I wondered if Mark was in on the plan, or whether he actually believed that it was a cocktail party. I stood by the railing, and looked down the driveway, feeling disappointed. Had Jack been there, I would have seen him by now. I could only cling to the hope that soon I would see another car approaching. Deep down, I realized that my mission was failed, so I turned to go back to my car. Suddenly, I felt a hand on my shoulder. Whipping around, I saw only a flash of gold teeth.

"Excuse me, but I could swear that I recognize you from somewhere," he drawled. I quickly pressed the alarm button concealed beneath my white gloves. It would alert my special team that I had found Jack, and that they should make their move within minutes to ensure a speedy arrest. I clenched my teeth angrily, realizing that I had left my gun lying on the passenger seat in my Audi, so I was now entirely dependent on the officer who would direct the operation. I hated feeling like I was powerless to do anything.

"Um," I stuttered, mind racing for a comeback. "You must be Jack," I stalled, "we met years ago, at a party. Sally Doolittle; how very nice to see you!" I could see the confusion in his eyes, as he tried to remember the nonexistent event.

"Of course," he said politely, "would you care for a drink?" Where is my team of policemen? I thought. "Of course," I said, and he took my arm. We sat down at the spacious wooden bar, and after ordering our drinks, he talked about his job as a banker. You fat liar I thought, You're a banker's worst nightmare! I wondered if he had taken precaution and prepared for the situation that would soon befall him. Suddenly, I heard a loud crash. The team had arrived, taking down the door with them. Their guns were pointed in every direction, unsure of where Jack was. "HOLD YOUR HANDS UP ABOVE YOUR HEADS, THIS IS THE POLICE! Jack froze, hands in midair. "Gotta go, sweetheart," he muttered through his teeth. I lunged for his arm, hoping to hinder his escape.

"Nice seeing you again," he grinned, sidestepping me easily. Before the police team could react, he reached inside a pocket, and threw something that exploded with a loud crack, letting off an opaque mist. I cursed loudly, knowing I was powerless to stop the wily criminal from making another escape. The policemen tried in vain to get rid of the mist, but by the time it cleared, Jack was gone. I stormed up to the policeman in chief.

"You buffoon! You could have come undercover, and we would have caught the slippery crook!"

He looked embarrassed; "We'll catch him next time?" he tried.

"Search the building and the surrounding area on the double," I shouted as I turned to the rest of the team. I sighed heavily, as the panicked guests rushed around the room, asking questions and shouting among themselves. "Since you messed up my scheme, you can handle them," I said coolly to the officer.

I turned on my heel, and stamped out the front door, slamming it behind me. As I opened the door of my car, I noticed a hastily scrawled note on the driver's seat. "Nice disguise, Rachel. You'll never catch me!I tore it up, and stepped on the gas pedal, my tires throwing up gravel behind me. Next time, I wouldn't forget my gun.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Final Draft WA-4

The Wedding

Chapter 1

I was minding my own business in a corner of the little building, right near my little hole in the wall. Today, a crowd filtered in to my home, rudely disturbing my peaceful rest. I was frustrated, because the same crowd typically came once a week, but they had come yesterday as well. Before my very eyes, men in horrid black suits, and women in distasteful dresses had filtered in through the doors, and had begun to sit down in the seats.

The organ lady had nearly stepped on me, as she made her way to the organ, and had proceeded to bang out some of the most awful sounds I had ever heard. A ridiculously dressed woman, in a white sack had flounced up the aisle between all of the benches and was now standing hand in hand with a terribly ugly man who kept scratching his nose. I couldn't decide whether to let them finish their little celebration, or shoo them out of my home. After I had put up with an old lady sneezing all over my favorite prayer book, and a brat stealing some candles from a side table, I made my decision. I would scare these freaks out! I sauntered out on my hind legs, onto the steps in front of the altar.

I came to a halt in the center of the steps, right in front of the podium. Knowing that the humans were no doubt awed by my powerful presence, I raised my claws high into the air, and put an immediate stop to the preaching going on behind me with a high squeak. "Ladies and gentlemen," I began grandly, but I was cut off by a screech. "Rat!" It was the sneezing hag. Raising my claw indignantly, I was about to put a stop to the terrible noise coming out of her mouth. Suddenly, I saw the priest running after me with his heavy book. "Good," I squeaked, "finish her!" But, suddenly, the old man flipped the book high above his head, and brought it down as hard as his skinny little arms could muster. I dodged his frail attempt easily. I scolded him, "She's over there, stupid!!" Nevertheless, he brought the book down again, and everything went black....

Chapter 2
The wooden door creaked open. I shivered, feeling a chilly draft filtering in through the door behind me. I wasn't entirely sure that the old man who was walking me down the aisle was going to make it all the way up to the altar. Just then, I saw my fiancĂ©’s great aunt, who waved enthusiastically at me. I smiled coolly, remembering her four hour long speech at our rehearsal dinner; half of the guests had fallen asleep.

Suddenly, she sneezed. I watched a naughty little boy putting some candles in his pocket. I saw Jim, standing with his best man. Before I could reach him, I saw something dart across the stairs underneath the altar, where the priest stood. It looked like a rat. It came to a stop in front of the podium, and I saw a tail. It raised two little arms, and let out a humongous squeak, louder than the blaring organ. The church went silent.

As I stared, the old man escorting me fainted. I supported him with one arm, and held myself up using a pew. The rat began to squeak angrily at the congregation, and I heard a scream. It was Jim’s great aunt. The priest sprinted forward and thwacked at the rat with a bible. The rodent easily evaded the old man, and it pointed a skinny arm at the priest, and began to squeak.

As the incredible scene unfolded, I began to question my decision to marry Jim. While I was busy holding up an old man, he was scratching his nose in awe of the cheeky rat. Furious, I yelled angrily at him, "forget this; we're so totally over!"

He didn't turn around as I stormed out of the building, tearing off my veil. I kicked the limo driver out into the street, climbed into the car, and tore off down the street, hoping never to see Jim or his great aunt again.